Hell of Borneo

George Montgomery must have really been passionate about this project, because not only did he star in it, he co-wrote the screenplay, acted as a producer, and sat in the director's chair. It doesn't take long upon watching the movie, however, to wonder why Montgomery put in so much work in this vanity film. It's one of the most boring movies I've seen in quite some time. There's almost no action in the first half of the movie, and while the second half does provide moments that (barely) qualify as action sequences, the action is incompetently directed so that there is absolutely no excitement generated. The rest of the movie mostly consists of dull talk, with the exception of a bizarre musical number concerning ducks (!) Apparently Montgomery himself seems to have sensed he was in a turkey, since his performance here absolutely lacks any color. Nothing worth seeing here, folks.