Two Roses and a Golden Rod

It seems to go one step beyond being so bad it's good, into the territory of it's so bad I had to keep jumping ahead to get through it as quickly as possible and yet still be able to pretend I had watched it.

You should probably read the other guy's review because he clearly knows a lot more about this stinker than I do. But you know how you can diagnose some movies in the first few minutes and know exactly what you're going to get? Well this one only takes maybe 15 seconds before you have it all figured out....the plot, the acting abilities, the overall quality of production.

I did snort a few times, the type of snort that's a cross between laughter and vomit, but other than that it was pretty much me glancing back and forth from the screen to my clock and calculating how many minutes remained in this slogfest.