Massage of My Dreams

The title is more random than apt for this Bree Mills production in her line of Fantasy Massage (including gooey Nuru technique) DVDs for Gamma Entertainment. I am not a fan of Barrett Blade's work for her, but he scored a hit this time out.

The scenes are all in the vaguely incest or at least misbehaving category -making love to a relative or best friend's wife, etc. Mills' fixation on crypto-incest and latterly (in her Pure Taboo videos) nasty sex has struck a commercial Chord with the porn public, but this one is friendlier and more to my taste.

Opening scene is worth saving for an Adult Cinema time capsule, thanks to the terrific performance by unsung uber-busty star Katie Kox. She's the top-heavy masseuse cajoled by her sleazy cousin (or is it step-cousin, given Mills' wimpy emphasis on that once-removed gimmickry) to have sex with him, just like all her other arm's length clientele.

Prostitution by any other name is the name of the game of these Oilers, where just getting a therapeutic massage is a non-starter, especially at $200 a pop. What makes this vignette a classic is Kox, overcoming the poor acting (as usual) of big & limp dicked Will Powers, to give a memorable performance of her own.

She is simultaneously repelled (who wouldn't be) by Will and his underhanded emphasis on sex, yet turned on by the big dick and the pleasures of the flesh. If porn and mainstream were an actual entertainment continuum Kox would have been signed up on the spot by a Judd Apatow to do romantic sex comedies, as her gamut of pulled-faces and looks of askance (while giving a fabulously erotic blow job) are worthy of an Imogene Coca.

The other scenes are more routine, the problem with all of Blade's stuck in a formulaic rut work. Contrasting with Kox's incredibly fake knockers and odd figure, young Cassidy Banks's D-cup naturals provide quality IR content as she services Tommy Gunn, sloppily misspelled as Gun in the credits. He returns as a different horny customer to be serviced by Madelyn Monroe in another sequence: her step-sister is Gunn's girlfriend, though Blade sloppily has Gunn state that he's married to the sis, a contradiction left in the final print.

Wicked Pictures superstar of a decade back Alektra Blue pops up as a girl about to become engaged to Euro import Antonio Ross's son, or at least the improv dialog suggests that when all that matters is she will sexually service the older guy. And Ashley Adams is nonplussed that her best friend's husband Derrick Pierce shows up for a rubdown and sex, as if that were perfectly normal.