This Woods Is Cursed

What can I say about "This Woods is Cursed"?. Hmmm. Let me see.

This movie is so stupid, so bad on every conceivable level that I doubt that even the infamous Polonia Brothers could touch it. Streaming "free" platforms like Tubi vaunt their voluminous and varied choices, but too many of those choices are utter turds, like this rancid bowel movement of a film.

This "movie" is so pathetically awful, is such an utter and complete waste of time that I turned it off after all of eight or nine minutes. I've had simultaneous bouts of projectile vomiting and explosive onset diarrhea that were more enjoying and satisfying than sitting through this farce.