Trans Intimacy

Three Oopsie! Scenes, all of them lesbian threesomes, are featured in this VOD, nothing special. For fans, Izzy Wilde stars in two of them.

In "Eye on the Prize", what we get is a crummy set purportedly showing a video arcade with a large glass machine recreating those cheat 'em games of yesteryear in which the player tries to fetch a plush toy by manipulating a tiny crane device set to drop the toy when grabbed in its metal pincers.

The scene's set-up lasts barely a minute as Lulu Chu tries to play the game while Trans stars Izzy Wilde and big-dicked Zariah Aura horse around sexually nearby.

First tease gimmick has Zariah sticking her cock through a glory hole in the machine for Lulu to suck, but almost immediately the trio devolve into a lesbian threesome, with Izzy getting her posterior reamed by Zariah, but mainly Lulu servicing her two co-stars. In place of dialogue is some pornspeak, and the finale of Izzy cumming in Lulu's mouth while Zariah gives her a creampie is totally fake.

In "Night Classes", Izzy Wilde is "all growed up", no longer a waif wearing braces but now cast as the "older woman" teacher of a night class in Adult-Ed Economics, attended by Leana Lovings (odd casting for adult education as she still looks underage) and newcomer Little Puck, a busty lookalike for fans of Mercedes Carrera.

The set-up scene, in tried and true slient pantomime/slapstick form, gets down to business almost immediately as within a minute Izzy has delivered a couple of sight gags, not wearing any knickers under her skirt and putting a wad of confiscated bubble gum on her erect cock for Leana to suck, plus handing Puck a large strap-on dildo for Puck to immediately peg the teacher standing up.

So the full half-hour of f*cking that follows, with Izzy talking almost constantly in her familiar improv fashion, is rather dull, merely with series director Stella Smut putting the gals through their frequent "change positions" motions. Finale is not the expected (nowadays) creampie but rather a throwback to early porn: Izzy simulating on her face the throes of an orgasm, with her dick in Puck's mouth, followed by Puck dribbling lots of cum all over herself, fake as can be.

This points up a major "Oopsie!" drawback -it's not effectively comedic, unless a closeup of bubblegum on top of an erect dick is inherently a knee-slapper, while the usual porn result of an actual money shot or perhaps a convincing creampie is absent. The absence of "story" and characterizations remains a given.

Boring and repetitive best describe "Not Too Hard, Not Too Soft", poorly directed by Siouxsie Q and Michael Vegas. It's 100% gonzo filler.

Popular TS stars Ariel Demure and Emma Rose are shopping at a boutique-size store (cheap set) for beds and linens, and they try out the merchandise, with salesgirl Siri Dahl attracted to their dicks. The pair of helmers waste little time: after a minute or two the pantomime gives way to a lesbian threesome. There's no dialogue at all, just some pornspeak and grunting.

Siri is now, a decade after her naturally big-bust heyday, a big-butt star instead; in fact, her two trnas-female co-stars have bigger and better looking breasts than she has now. Both Ariel and Emma fake their ejaculations: Ariel's is a pretend creampie (no evidence shown, not even the usual fake dripping cum) and when Emma supposedly cums on Siri's face it's invisible: shown in long shot in let's pretend mode.