Agrega una trama en tu idiomaWe follow a serial killer and his victims as they all prepare for Christmas in their own ways. This year it doesn't matter if you have been naughty or nice, Santa is coming to town no matter... Leer todoWe follow a serial killer and his victims as they all prepare for Christmas in their own ways. This year it doesn't matter if you have been naughty or nice, Santa is coming to town no matter what, and he knows where you live.We follow a serial killer and his victims as they all prepare for Christmas in their own ways. This year it doesn't matter if you have been naughty or nice, Santa is coming to town no matter what, and he knows where you live.
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- TriviaTormod Lien, who plays the serial killer in the film, actually had to walk out during the first press-screening because some of his own scenes got to intense. Tormod Lien is a religious man who works as a churchwarden, and the extreme contrast to playing such an evil person fascinates him. He has led a very interesting life with a lot of these kinds of contradictions: he has worked in a prison and been an inmate, he has worked in mental health care and been a patient himself. Tormod now tries to help and inform people using his own experiences in orations and in his work.
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Eline: ...from the German word "Krampen" which means "claw". And he had...
Per-Ingvar: Magne, you seem to be getting hard. Are you ready for it to come off?
Magne: Mphmff.
Per-Ingvar: I know what you are saying. Strange how hard it was to get this off.
Eline: Did you use enough Vaseline?
Per-Ingvar: Oh no.
Magne: Fucking dirty Laplander!
Per-Ingvar: We just have to tear it off. Ready? One, two, three! What was that?
Magne: My beard! Fuck, that hurts.
Per-Ingvar: I'm really sorry about that. But one more pull and it's over.
Magne: I hate you.
Per-Ingvar: Alright. One, two, three. Your eyebrows?
Magne: Yes.
Per-Ingvar: With beard and eyebrows gone, I'm sure the worst is over. Ready?
Magne: No.
Per-Ingvar: Great. One, two, three! What is that?
Magne: My eyelashes. Fuck! Now I got a piece of plaster in my eye too.
Eline: Are you all right?
Per-Ingvar: Yes, this is nothing.
Magne: Nothing? You have tortured me... disfigured me and made me blind on one eye... and permanently mummified my head! Get this fucking shit off of me now!
Per-Ingvar: Okay. One...
Magne: No fucking counting!
Magne: Have I lost all my fucking facial hair?
Per-Ingvar: No, there's still some left... and the rest of it is right here in your mask.
- Créditos curiososSverre Johan Tøvik .... inventor of poodlesmoothie
Christmas Cruelty lives up to its name in its opening few minutes while some fat guy rapes a woman in front of her family and then murders the infant with a chainsaw. Then we get an hour of nothingness. They could have chopped about 20 minutes off the runtime if they didn't have montage scenes to the full length of soft rock songs. Nobody needs 3-4 minutes of watching three people get drunk, or some guy at his desk. If you can't give your film a decent plot line or write enough dialogue for a full length film, then make a short. Or maybe that's what the Christmas Cruelty is, that we sat through this waiting for something to happen? Eventually the ending happens and once the depravity is over the credits roll.
This movie was offensive. One character is just non-stop with the misogynistic/ableist dialogue and you can forgive yourself for laughing at it the first time out of shock but it gets old really fast. It also has some of the worst film editing of all time.
If you don't mind a film with no plot and is straight up torture porn and gore, knock yourself out you'll love it!
- Idpreferyoudead
- 25 feb 2023
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- También se conoce como
- Christmas Cruelty!
- Locaciones de filmación
- Vestnes, Noruega(location)
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- Presupuesto
- NOK 1,140,000 (estimado)
- Tiempo de ejecución1 hora 36 minutos