Les filles du régiment

"Army Girls" is a girl/girl video made to capitalize on the props and locations already paid for in the production of Dorcel's "Inglorious Bitches". Despite a phony AVN award nomination and spurious 10-spot votes in IMDb, it's pure junk.

The hack in charge is smug "Max Candy", who tells us how great he is and what a fabulous job he did in the 30-minute "Making of" short subject on the DVD. His b.s praises the characters he creates (there are none) and the "cinemagraphical" style he delivers, a word he made up on the spot. The guy's delusional.

What we get is Czech models posing together and humping in pantomime fashion, framed by tanks, bandoliers across their bare chests, rifles or merely after-hours Sapphic couplings in the barracks. One scene has two lines of dialog, but dear Max forgot to include any set-up or exposition, describing the roles and what they're up to in the "Making of" but leaving it out of the features. Thanks, Max.

Biggest international name in the sub-par cast is Aleska Diamond, playing a naughty nurse, while Cindy Dollar brings her big tits to the show in coupling with equally buxom Jenna Lovely. Max is one of the thousands of untalented 21st Century pornographers only interested in "hot scenes" and camera angles, having lost touch with what might actually make their work interesting.