Lady Hyde

And that reason is Liz Clare, who is on-camera for most of the running time. Thankfully. The lens lingers lovingly on her face and breasts, often in closeups, and occasionally with a gimmick or two. She bears the load of the production quite well.

Apart from the titillation, and a face that any camera would love, there's not much to recommend. The opening scene of "scientists" condemning the work of Liz's hubby couldn't be more poorly written or spoken than it was, unless in a parody, which this, alas, was not. That sets a low bar that most of the rest lives down to. Low-budget films come with low expectations, but this doesn't meet them.

Despite its many flaws, it did introduce me to Ms. Clare, who should be getting plenty of offers for worthier productions.