La academia del Sr. Kleks

The first edition was magic, a vessel of pure imagination. It transported me to another world, its every detail a shimmering jewel. The characters, the story, the music - it all resonated with a power I'd never experienced before. Now, in this soulless 21st century, they've sunk that ship. The new version is a Titanic of failed attempts, a wretched husk of its former glory. The production is a jumbled mess, the acting wooden and the direction aimless. And the music! It's a graveyard of good taste, these dreary, soul-crushing tunes replacing the melodies that once filled every heart with joy. Remember the songs that we all sang? Now, they're like a dirge, a morbid lament for the spirit of the original. This new film is an insult to the legacy of the first, a cynical cash grab that will only leave you feeling cheated and disillusioned. I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy.