Bear Swamp Recovery

I always knew there would come a point when America's over-consumption of staged and tragically acted 'Reality' shows would finally pass through its grossly infected mega-colon. As always, after such a large movement, there's always the last vestige of ordure which lingers about. And that's precisely what Bear Swamp Recovery is.

A self-serving, morbidly obese, profusely sweating 'Billy Bunter' styled character offers his perceived glories and achievements of past heavy equipment repossessions, in typical American style: self-congratulatory and with huge pomposity and self-aggrandisement.

The few segments I've forced myself to endure were all pretty much the same. They begin with a several second long 'back story,' then fade to the Billy Bunter guy offering some sort of bon mot as to how he's going to successfully achieve his goal to 'repo' the targeted item.

Then the filming moves to the set-up of his 'team' doing something remarkable, dangerous, inane, implausible, etc., in taking the offending item. It's all about as sincere as watching 'Dog the Bounty Hunter,' holding a prayer session before the cameras.

The only benefit to having this show running for a few minutes is that it will allow you less distraction whilst you clip your toenails!