Model Time 12

Clearly the worst DVD in this series so far, #12 is porn slop on the halfshell.

Not surprisingly, IMDb editors balked when I added the credits for this title, as an hour-long episode is directed and stars the real-life couple who choose to call themselves Mr. & Mrs. Sloppy. Apparently some pseudonyms are more acceptable than others.

They dish out generic porn of the sort executed by amateur webcamers all over the world, and it's lousy. Gimmick of this team is that they wear visors so you can't identify their faces, reminiscent of that "15 seconds of fame" visor girl V. Stiviano (hard to remember her) seven years back. Actually, watching the couple hump reminded me of those ancient stag movies nearly a hundred years ago where the players wore masks (and black socks, of course).

Other scenes aren't much better: Euro porn with a guy named Zsolt directing and having sex with blonde beauty Christina Shine, Nonbinary actor/actress Cam Damage humped by petite blonde Ravyn Alexa with a big strap-on; and a very unappealing tattooed lady Cat Asstrophe masturbating outdoors in a sex swing after rock climbing. Inexplicably, Cat was rehired to help ruin the next, unlucky #13, in this series.