Guide to Great Sex

The classic Playboy magazine grad (and later Penthouse Pet) Victoria Zdrok is promoted to professional psychologist in this Penthouse programmer (she has the actual academic credentials to qualify), undoubtedly forgotten but worth a peek. I've been watching many dozens of these Penthouse videos cranked out nearly a decade ago, and they hold up very well, thank you, compared to today's gonzo junk.

The good doc narrates scientific tips regarding sexuality while we watch vignettes of familiar porn stars humping away, ranging from my personal favorite Sienna West treated to Randy Spears' special "Utopia Love Ring" which he places on his cock near the condom to give her extra stimulation. Not to worry, it's all part of Penthouse's ongoing product placement plot, in which most of the stuff in their videos, certainly toys and lingerie, are there to stimulate ancillary sales on their website.

The educational aspect is suspect during a Steven St;. Croix segment in which the venerable veteran is supposedly demonstrating proper sexual positions for different sizes of cock (Doc Victoria categorizes them with 4 and 7 inches as the breakpoints between small, medium and large). The fact that Steve is all three went over my head, no pun intended I assure you.

Though bait & switch is the name of the game for these host-the-vignettes programs, Zdrok breaks down to participate in a lesbian scene opposite Laurie Wallace. Toni English gets director's credit, turning in her usual workmanlike job.