Frisky Freshmen

This worthless Wicked gonzo release is fraudulently advertised as "real freshmen"..."using security cameras and actual footage from their cell phones". Au contraire, it's merely crummy pro sex footage trying to look amateurish, with 15 pro porn actors humping away.

The college studs include such famous (and too old) guys as Ramon Nomar and Ryan Ryder, while the less famous starlets including busty Kylie Page all deserve better.

Scenes include drunkenness at a frat party, claustrophobic depiction of group sex at a dorm with the girls designated as high school seniors celebrating graduation, a silly scene of everyone playing slide along a slippery tarp on the floor, and sex in a library. Librarian's face is blurred out to pretend this is a guerrilla-shot scene rather than a standard Wicked porn staging. Who's kidding who?

Even though it is tagged at coming from the fictional? Wicked supplier "Los Scandalous Films", it features condoms throughout to adhere to Wicked's safe-sex program.