I would tell you that this is the worst movie on Earth, but just in case some microbe on Mars decided to reboot "My Giant", I'll go ahead and include the whole solar system.
Nothing about this ridiculous thing is good in any sense of the word. Micheal Pere looks barely awake starring as the most caring uncaring deadbeat dad ever. In a plotline nobody could possibly care about, he mumbles stuff like "Mmmm sorry" over the phone to a son who couldn't care less. Then he ages and pretends to shoot a gun for about 90 minutes.
The plot concerns a "whistleblower" who is purported to be coming clean about how the "liberal conspiracy" is gaying up 'Merica or something, and illuminati bortion Soros blah blah incels. Naturally, she's targeted for termination by about five guys who don't have any tactical gear and look like someone dressed the neighborhood dads up for a paintball game. Pere literally blasts at them casually, like he's using the other hand to play Angry Birds or something.
The woman starring alongside him is, as best as I can figure, the Melania Trump of actresses. I'd tell you her acting is worse than watching a seventh grade pothead try to give a book report on particle physics, but it isn't because that report is far better. She also has another security guy who stands around and apparently reads his lines off a floating etch a sketch.
The acting is awful, the plot is ridiculous, and the directing and special effects would get someone thrown off the free trial of Photoshop. Watch this movie if you really want to punish yourself.
