Once Upon a Wedding

despite good efforts by the actors. El Commandante tries to rise above a poorly written script. It felt as if some writers said, hey, let's write a story that takes place on an island or other ideal setting. That way they could have a vacation. And after a few drinks, they tried not to put much effort into the script. They invited a cast who didn't know what was happening. The cast read the script. They rebelled. They they trapped all the actors on the island. Then the writers fish poisoned them until they agreed to complete the picture. They then all went with the Garcia Brothers to the Mambo Cafe. Sorry, Reuben, I'm pretty sure that that is what happened.