I gave this 2 stars instead of 1 ONLY because of Darlene Demko's hotness. That may come off as sexist, but isn't that the point of this piece of pathetic film making? Not a single person in this pitifully un-funny flick can act, even the aforementioned Ms. Demko. I love stupid, silly comedy and low-budget indies in general, but WOW. Lousy acting, poor script, amateur direction, etc. I don't think I could even be stoned enough to laugh at any of the attempts at humor. I wanted to give it a chance, but from the very first scene, I knew I was doomed to waste 1hr 33m of my time. I don't know how they spent $600k to make this (they certainly didn't spend it on the boom operator since the mike had more cameos than a Hitchcock film festival). On the bright side, and the ONLY bright side, if you like eye candy, fast forward to the scenes with Darlene Demko but be sure to turn down the sound so you don't have to subject yourself to the terrible line delivery. In fact, just get blitzed and mute the entire movie and you just might make it all the way through (unless you feel the need to punish yourself). But hey, at least they tried I guess. LOL