UFO Syndrome

I've seen a lot of these (ahem) "documentaries" over the years, but it's been a long time so I figured, time for another dose of lunacy.

This is not a speculation on the yes or no of flying saucers. They done made up their minds, y'all, and a bigger collection of nutjobs you will never see.

Maybe my favorite: an old feller ("Doctor" somebody) sitting behind a desk, hair neatly combed, wearing a suit, just as if he was sane and reasonable. He describes the "flying saucer" he had seen, "a scout vessel" he tells us. And Jesus was there ("he was wearing a white robe...purple belt with jewels in it") and was beamed up in a green ray into the thingy. This flying saucer then joins up with two others, no doubt one carrying the Father and the other with the Holy Ghost aboard, and they flew off. This clown was not the exception amongst this "documentary's" attestants. They all nuts, boyos, they all way way outta their freakin' minds. Not just a lousy movie, this is a timeless testimony to utter lunacy.