Creature in the Woods

Found footage in the style of many others; unoriginal plot; poor dialogue; badly acted. There's nothing of merit here. Avoid wasting your time.

Three guys go into woods to make a survivalist documentary. They are all annoying, illogical, thin, pointless characters, making poor decisions, repeating dialogue, situations, decisions, ... it's all appalling. You can guess what happens, what scenes there will be and how it ends. So save your time and don't watch.

The prologues/epilogue scenes are silly - that's a static camera they pick up, not a video camera, so it wouldn't have been the camera providing the found footage.

The early bar scenes have odd sound quality. I think it was recorded, then audio added later. Badly. The bar tender seemed to be the best actor on show.

You can't "spoil" this movie - the makers already did that.

When it ended, I wasn't 100% convinced it wasn't a parody, such was the unrelentingly dreadfulness of it.