Family Meeting

Family is the keyword in the title of this typical Bree Mills porn production, better than the average Barrett Blade-directed feature. It has five contrived vignettes involving crypto-incest and massage action (though without the oiling and elaborate Nuru procedures usually on screen from Bree).

Best sequence for me was the amazingly chesty Alyssa Lynn as step-mother to onanistic Robby Echo, a young performer who I thought was going nowhere but has since graduated to full employment alongside several other unpromising male talent like Lucas Frost and Damon Dice (the zero personality brigade).

She catches the kid masturbating in his room, and what ensues is farcically improbable but just the stuff for Blade to direct an escalatingly sexy XXX scene. Lynn as MILF is terrific.

Other vignettes follow a similar pattern, sacrificing any notion of characterization or credibility on the altar of "sex is all". Eric Masterson, perhaps Adult Cinema's greatest farceur from a decade or two ago, is a busy beaver, credited with camerawork (when not on screen) and appearing in two roles. NonSex he appears as Rob Carpenter's dad in a dumb scene where he takes the kid to a masseuse for sexual initiation, something of a cultural tradition I'd never heard of before (because it doesn't exist) that is perhaps surrogate for the cornball "initiated by the family's French maid" syndrome). He has a sex scene of his own later as a masseur with step-sister Sydney Cole.

Holly Heart is the blonde masseuse servicing Carpenter in the vignette mentioned above, and she returns barely recognizable as a brunette step-mom to muscular Tony Martinez in a dumb routine where he bamboozles sex from her.

Bree advertises this content as "family roleplay" but it's way too timid to earn much credit, as not only are all the characters step-this or step-that instead of blood relatives, but the "roleplay" designation takes them even further (but not really) away from the source of the material's appeal: interest in the forbidden practice of incest.