Sushi Tushi or How Asia Broke Into American Pro Football

This film begins with a football team in Maine known as the Portland Lobsters having to endure one bad season after another due in large part to their extremely bad offensive line. Eventually, after losing 32 games in a row, the coach "Danny Morelli" (Eddie Mekka) comes up with the idea of hiring sumo wrestlers from Japan to correct this problem. So, after traveling to Japan with his butler "Toshi" (Joomin Hwang), Coach Morelli enters into negotiations with some wrestlers to join his team. To his surprise, they agree with just one condition--that he also hires two particular females by the names of "Yoko" (Harmony Gong) and "Fumiko" (Kristi Donna Ng) to be cheerleaders as well. Needless to say, he jumps at the opportunity and hires them sight unseen--and this causes all sorts of problem later on. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that, at first glance, I thought this movie had a great deal of potential. Unfortunately, the general low-budget nature of the film, along with some rather inconsistent humor, caused me to be somewhat disappointed with it overall and I have rated it accordingly. Below average.