Real Housewives Volume 06

A new label "British MILF Entertainment" flooded the market recently with over a dozen volumes of this misleading series, basically Brit porn models humping, gonzo style with no rhyme or reason. For some reason #6 in the group impressed me, qualifying as acceptable porn, given today's low-low standards.

The guys are uncredited (as usual) and not among the famous performers from Blighty we're used to seeing in these exercises. They are dispensed with entirely in the opening vignette, a smashing 4-way lesbian show with plenty of bondage and BDSM lite content for the fans. Besides local fave Angel Long, it features big-name imports from America Puma Swede and Diamond Foxxx, both huge-breasted blondes, and Angela Aspen. IMDb's blurb claims that Aspen has done a turnabout, now protesting porn, but she's pretty active in the opposite direction in this video, which would represent her swan song.

Other segments are more conventional, with big names galore: local superstars Franki and Jasmine Jae doing their thing; Indian-heritage Billie Rai adding some international flavor; and the mysterious but always delightful Tiffany Naylor representing the young generation single-handedly. This series has "Real" in its title as if these were real-life housewives coaxed into XXX performances, and Naylor remains an enigma: all her films so far have been crypto-amateur efforts, though other than her the other players are always seasoned porn vets.