Bedding and Entering

Credibility and believability are tossed to the wind in this Adult Time VOD about horny lesbians.

The wonderful Veronica Hart has a guest role (NonSex) in "Being Discreet at Dinner", in which she is billed only as "The Mom" for no good reason. She's playing a traditional, conservative mama who gives her kid Claire Roos a hard time. (The only showbiz personality named Roos I ever heard of is Coppola's producer Fred Roos -could he be the proud daddy or is her daddy named "The Dad"?)

Claire lives with her lover Daya Knight, and when mom stops over unannounced to make dinner for her kid, Claire is rattled, and tells her that Daya is her roommate (hiding the fact that they're lovers). Daya isn't happy that Claire isn't ready to come out of the closet and then, as only a dumb porno movie could attempt, she hides under the dinner table eating out Claire while mom yammers away to her daughter about dating young men. When Daya gets caught, Hart gets mad and Claire announces she's a lesbian, causing mama to leave in a huff. Time for the lovers to have sex, finishing a ridiculous scene.

I wasn't prepared for the next two vignettes to be even dumber. Title scene has Avery Black as a cat burglar, stealing jewelry and other valuables from Amari Anne one night. Amari wakes up and calls out to her lover Connie, thinking that Avery is her. Avery plays along with the gag and makes love to Amari for nearly half an hour and we're supposed to believe that Anne doesn't notice that it ain't Connie! Director/cameraman Donnie Rock even shoots the scene brightly lit. How stupid can you get?

Final vignette titled "Thought Exercise" stars tha beautiful redhead Jayden Cole as a therapist counseling the couple Summer Col and Jezabel Vessir regarding Col's timidity, refusing to do what might please her partner in bed. Cole suggests a new sort of therapy, having Col close her eyes and recite (in dirty fashion) the acts Vessir has requested. As this is happening Jayden is having sex with Jezabel nearby. Summer never notices for the full half hour of lovemaking, and that's it: Jayden merely schedules another appointment for the couple. I suspect we're supposed to find this amusing, sort of female cuckolding but it's stupid, duh.