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No one takes credit for directing this Hustler video and for good reason. It's about as lame as it gets, only watchable to see beautiful models getting down (but they've done that many times before and since).

I was motivated to watch Rikki Six, who like the other four girls hands us a load of bull before getting down to the main event. Running theme expressed is that she got into porn to tap its access to big dicks, basically a spiel to conform with the video's title. These dicks are no bigger nor smaller than any other random recent Adult program, and belong to the usual gang of idiots from central porn casting.

Format is totally dull and repetitive -each girl reciting a paraphrase of the same sentiments, wishing a big cock would appear, and the dick moving into frame to get the party started seconds later. The sequence of positions is repeated by rote, and every scene ends in a facial. The guys' faces are barely shown, they being represented wholly by their dicks. The girls pretend passion and attempt deep throat, Rikki being the most successful at that when she goes balls deep on Marco Banderas.

The other women are appealing - I have been a fan of Brandy Aniston for some time and Holly Taylor is quite sexy even under these circumstances. Bailey Blue leads off the video handling Billy Glide and little Lia Lor feigns horror and pain during her mixed-combo session with John E. Depth, who alone among the men makes his presence known by giving orders, e.g., "Stroke it".