Tourist Trap

British porn director Dick Bush has an off-day (or two) with the formula Digital Playground miniseries "Tourist Trap", produced by his favorite actor Danny D.

The generic title is a tip-off that nothing of interest will happen in this clunker, just sun and sex. What passes for a script is a corny, one-gimmick situation: beautiful women in a tropical location preying on unsuspecting men. Oliver is their prime mark, but the 4-part show is so anxious to get to the XXX scene in each segment that he has to be the dumbest guy on earth in the unconvincing dialog/acting scenes.

Luna Star overacts incredibly as the lead femme fatale, while fellow brunette Ariana Van X brings her big butt to the show. Superstar Kenna James is along for the ride, no acting required in her assignment, and exotic new porn "flavor of the month" Zaawaadi stays silent in her pointless sex role.

Rounding out the cast is Danny D, probably as producer putting himself in the ensemble to save a buck in the budget. This guy is one cat who can never be accused of blue balls, as it seems that never a day goes by without him unleashing a massive load on some porn set somewhere.