High Class Ass

Documenting the precipitous decline in quality at Adam & Eve following its great features released at the end of the last millennium, Nick Orleans foists this embarrassing junker, its title forecasting the low ambitions and weak realization.

It's merely unseen, but heard saying idiotic things on the soundtrack, Nick as "host" (he's too ashamed to get the director credit, left blank here) harassing various women at their doorsteps in order to get them to hump some hired stud for his "reality" porn camera. Gone is the style and yes, the scripting that made so many of his earlier features worth watching.

Wasted under the circumstances are a random selection of actresses of the day, ranging from the all-time great Jenna Haze early in her career (this was shot in 2002 but sat on the shelf for a couple of years) to far lesser names including an Orleans collaborator Jasmine Klein of dubious appeal.

Only interesting segment is when Cherie talks back and seems to be unwilling to perform for Nick, but after some fun exchanges she caves in on a dime (for a paycheck though that is not discussed in the show's "Girls Gone Wild" imitation format) and humps Nikko Night.

Joey Ray makes the most of the assignment, but this is fake and phony porn from a slumming director.