The Chosen Nymph

Opening credits call this 40-minute movie "a Digital Playground feature", but IMDb-ers know it's five minutes short of that category. But the Brit Porn team of Dick Bush and Danny D deliver their usual clever type of porn.

Story, much of it recited by Danny's character, is kept quite simple: Baby Kxtten plays the petite orphan who finds out she's actually a wood nymph, rightful heir to the throne of Nymphonia, who must battle with the usurper Queen Elvira (Rebecca More) to take over the fantasy kingdom.

Bush & company save on sets by shooting the entire production outdoors, featuring two sex scenes: Queen Elvira dominating her subject Arlo (obscure Euro porn actor Ricky Stone) and Danny servicing Kxtten sexually, which somehow helps her gain magical powers.

Silliness includes casting the rather anorexic looking Danny (but not having lost any weight or girth in his big dick) as a virgin, but he steps way out of character once he begins humping cute Kxtten. More has lots of eye makeup and camps it up as the evil queen, talking dirty throughout her scene. Magical visual effects are minor, such as the cast's eyes turning blue after having sex, and a brief, unimpressive battle between Baby and More.

I enjoyed the embellishing of the cast with two softcore lesbian wood nymphs Alice Judge and Beth Bennett, familiar from NonSex appearances in some of Bush's Brazzers skits.