Rub It on Me

Adult TIme, a big-deal newish porn service, serves up old material designed to fool the customer in this DVD release, what down beat jazz magazine used to classify as Old Wine in New Bottles.

Like all Stills & Mills content the material originally launched on websites, but all four segments have been previously released years ago on DVDs. So for the typical DVD customer it's easy to be fooled into expecting new vignettes -I sure was.

A lengthy two-parter stars and was written by Uma Jolie, issued on "Dream Pairings: Chapter One" three years before. I reviewed it then: essentially we have a deranged Mia Malkova humping 18-year-old virgin Jolie after tying her to a bed. Afterward Uma's stepsister AJ Applegate saves her and then has incestuous sex with Uma. The segments are edited down from the 81-minute original, but still overlong, the key gimmick being both Mia and AJ known in porn for their big butts.

A feature-length "Vegas Sins", from 2016, has its final segment rather awkwardly presented, with Reena Sky roughly punishing lover Dahlia Sky after listening to her confusing tale of being gang-banged by females when after she orders up an escort in Sin City. The original video uncut made a lot more sense; for this retread we get flashback shots lasting less than a second (!) each showing three girls humping poor Dahlia: Cadence Lux (uncredited), Syren De Mer and Cassidy Klein. To mislead the potential customer, Syren and Cassidy are listed in the middle of the cast list on the DVD's front cover, while more properly omitted from the cast list on screen.

Final vignette is half of a two-parter originally issued three years prior on "Frigid", namely the title of the other two-parter on that video. Titled "One Time at Camp" it has Sara Luvv humped by Vanessa Paradis, who later changed her stage name to Elizabeth Jolie. It's basically an excuse for Liz/Vanessa to use a strap-on.

Caveat emptor.