This was my first venture into parody-porn. Being familiar with The Da Vinci Code, I wanted to see how they handled it.
Don't worry, they don't distract you with a lot of mysticism.
The basic story is that the Priory of Semen has collected semen from great men through the ages. That leaves George Bush out, as they manage to say in the movie. Somehow they missed Leonardo Da Vinci, as he was allegedly of a different sexual orientation. But, never fear, modern technology has provided a means to collect his semen. This was some really creative thinking on the part of the writer!
So, what do you get to see amongst all this?
Dr. Nadia Saint (Missy Monroe) instructs her college sex class on how to collect semen using two student volunteers.
A hooker (Tory Lane) distracts the museum curator so that the dastardly deed can be accomplished.
Using her new found knowledge that men's minds can be read by grabbing their penis, Det. Jane Rosello (Haley Paige) manages to find the location of the Priory in time to see the Prioress (Eva Angelina) and all the girls engaging in a big female gang bang.
Funny and very interesting.
