Forget what you've read about bad movies. When you see this, you will have your Worst Movie Winner forever.
Original Redbox cover depicted three females not even in the movie. I mean, how great is that!?
There doesn't seem to be a script.
There also doesn't seem to be an editor. Long "scenes" going nowhere. Like, it's so bad you're going to think you're being pranked.
You know how when you watch something so confusing that you just sit with your mouth open and you actually FEEL yourself getting dumber? It's THAT feeling. But like, way worse. There is no plot, no big ending, no salvation...nothing. Just "what the heck?" Then "Huh?" Then, "hmph." Then BOOM sound track. Also wowza!
My review is in 2023. I saw this in 07! Still the worst. Get it as soon as you can and beg someone you want to prank to watch it.
