The Private Gladiator

This porno is very overrated. Private announced this as one of the most expensive pornos ever. They hyped it up like it was something extraordinary. But the fact is that it isn't even average.

This movie was made short after Ridley Scott's Gladiator became a huge hit. The biggest miss with this movie is that it is supposed to be serious. A porn "remake" of a mainstream film is never good if it tries to be serious. This movie should have been made with humor and wild sex in mind. Now, when the porn actors and actresses try to be serious without any acting skills it just ends up being unbearable.

The only thing that they managed to get right in this movie was getting a bunch of hot chicks for the sex scenes. But the director Antonio Adamo really messed up the sex scenes. Every sex scene was shot with bright lights on the performers. This gave a really bad look to the overall scene. The audio for the sex scenes are terrible as well. Also, the director didn't get the best angles to show these hot ladies off in the best way. Worst of all was that the ladies didn't seem that into the sex in any of the 6 scenes in this movie.

I give this movie a 4 out of 10 because it had the beautiful women, it also had many different kind of sex scenes, including two orgies and a foursome and it also had double penetration in 3 of the 6 scenes. But not even double penetration can save everything.

If someone wants to see a good porn "remake" of a mainstream film I suggest Sex Angels, which spoofs Charlie's Angels in a very good way. In that film Private hit the mark perfectly. The film is done with humor and contains mostly of hot sex scenes and very little story. That is also one of the few pornos with a story were every girl gets double penetrated.