Red on the Noodle Like a Swance on a Poodle

Loretta Sterling, a male pornographer hiding behind that name, concocted this strange movie with its strange title, surprisingly entertaining given the fact that I expected zero.

It stars a sexy, unfamiliar actress Lori Landry, who opens the show pre-credits with a lengthy striptease and mastubation solo. She then is in bed with Eric Edwards, telling him about her romantic notions and introducing an hour-long flashback starring Colleen Brennan as her mom (the "red" of the title). Brennan has sex with Rick Savage, then her daughter (playing Lori's role as a youngster) Kim Carson hears the sex through the room vents and masturbates, later having sex with Steve Drake. Her girlriends visit and have lesbian sex, then Brennan f*cks Tony Martino, and after his cum shot we hear applause -it's the other cast members watching and then chanting: "F*ck Party!".

There's an orgy to end the flashback, and back to the present day, when Lori finishes her nostalgia trip and has sex with Edwards. The movie concludes with a memorably cynical surprise ending that packs a wallop!

From a filmmaker noted for gonzo crap, this was a modest but pleasant little surprise, as obscure a title as they come.