Johnny Tan-go Rambo

A typical Philippino movie, combining a little of this action movie (Rambo), a little bit of that comedy (Stripes, Police Academy), and a touch of a romance movie (choose any film). As usual, lighting and audio are atrocious, making it hard to see and hear what is going on. Redford White is a screw-up who somehow finds himself in military basic training. Platoon consists of standard characters (gay, romeo, commando, etc...) Upon completion of training, they have to go behind enemy lines to rescue hostages. What follows is slapstick and carnage. If you are not looking to learn any military tactics, and are looking to waste 90 minutes of your life, this can fill your objective. If you want something better, try "Elvis And James". Good comedy, good looking girls, and better than expected.