Bazooka County 4

Michael Carpenter's asinine script is matched by sloppy direction in "Bazooka County IV", an incoherent porn video that purports to be about big-breasted women. There's a little black book, belonging unbelievably to Teri DIver rather than to a man, listing bust measurements and phone numbers of Diver's friends. It takes Diver's moronic roommates T. T. Boy and Peter North the entire film to figure out that the code numbers of 36 or 44 in the book are breast measurements! Then the 44's assigned to star Angela Summers and definitely big Tonisha Mills are phony per their published real-life stats.

The sex vignettes are all aribtrary, and the cast keeps making mistakes left in the final print: Tonisha's role is called either Julie or Julia at times, while T. T. Boy is Johnny but Diver calls him Jim at one point.

Setting looks like the Dry Gulch Ranch, porn's favorite ranch for shooting in the VHS era, but nearly all the action takes place indoors.

Carpenter's biggest mistake is his emphasis on extreme gynecological closeups -ruining most sex scenes.