Heather's Secrets

The irrelevant title "Heather's Secrets" was slapped on this crummy set of five sex vignettes, with the viewer punished by adding Ron Jeremy to the cast in a timid effort to try and tie them together. It's embarrassing.

He plays the owner of a bar, which happens to be the site of the opening scene, just an excuse for the old "sex on a pool table" gimmick. Heather Torrance is humping Tony Montana there, before the bar opens. She doesn't have any secrets, and isn't mentioned again despite the movie's title.

Jeremy arrives with his pal Buck Adams to open the bar, and the wall phone is used for brief one-sided conversations used to create minimal transitions between sex scenes. Buck goes home to hump Charlotte Leigh, and she shows up supposedly by mistake to meet him at the bar.

There's a lesbian scene for Raven Richards with Kassi Nova, after which another cameo has Don Fernando arriving as Raven's husband, but his role and behavior make no sense, just meant to mislead the audience. An unsung big-naturals (breasts, that is) actress named Christina Evol shows up with no-namer Dean James (a/k/a Brett Next), supposedly friends of Buck.

Slapdash would actually be an unearned compliment if applied to this junker.