Designer Bodies

The untalented Derrick Lane is credited for directing this Vivid Video slop, which seems like an unapologetic exercise in pointlessness.

It concerns smug Gerry Pike, taking photographs and readying a story about tattoos, with his jealous girlfriend, the video's star Nikki Dial, hovering around him. A competing tattooist is played by John Decker, and foolish me, I expected some sort of competition about the use of ink would ensue. Boy, was I wrong.

Instead we see the cast including Dial, Nikki Sinn (before breast enlargement), Heather Lee (before big breasts made bigger) and blonde Stephanie Duvalle showing off their rather tasteful tattoos. This was shot long before tattoos got out of hand, and now a random video with a new starlet will have her covered nearly head to foot.

Nikki's jealousy is about the closest thing to a story here, and the photography is haphazard, with many a cum shot rendered invisible (perhaps on purpose?).

Back when Vivid was #1 I didn't like their movies. Catching up randomly with them now, I can see I was correct.