Misleading title starts this weak feature on a low note: it's merely a vehicle to team blonde stars Dallas and Houston.
Title is the name of a titty bar, owned by Dallas, where a creepy commodies speculator (Alec Metro) sends Houston to go undercover as he seeks to buy the place since it sits on a mother lode of "necronium" as he buys up surrounding land to make a killing in mining. The expected Oil Industry tie-in is nonexistent, though of course Crude puns on sex content.
Highlight is obviously a strong lesbian scene for Dallas with Houston. Running gag is tiresome and unfunny, as Alec insists on cracking Lawyer jokes, all of them groaners.
