Frankenstein Hospital General

My review was written in May 1988 after watching the movie on New Star video cassette.

"Frankenstein General Hospital" is a rather flat sendup of horror films, closer to aping "Young Doctors in Love" than Mel Brooks' classic "Young Frankenstein". In regional release since March, it's headed for home video.

Mark Blankfield, who unsuccessfully sent up another genre classic in Paramount's flop "Jekyll & Hyde.. Together Again", toplines as Dr. Bob Frankenstein. Great-great-grandson of the legendary scientist, who's busy experimenting on the creation of a perfect human in the basement of General Hospital whr he works. Gag of all the downstairs scenes being in black & whit offes a pleasant visual variation.

Sadeled with dumb puns and lots of running gags that don't work, nealr plotless film proceeds by fits and stasrts, with an occasional, brief topless sene by former Plyaboy magazine model Kathy Showe4r (cast unconvincingly as the hospital shrink) or voluptuous nurse Katie Caple to liven things up. Blankfield is hamstrung by the weak material; ditto his dimutive asisstant Iggy, played unfunnily by Leslie Jordan.

In casting reminiscent of the 1940s films of Rondo Hatton, distorted-featur4ed Irwin Keyes plays the monster with little makeup required; it works for a while, but Keyes is far too normal looking and unscary to support the latter reels when he's supposdely on the rampage upstairs in the hospital and everyone screams at the sight of him.

Tech credits are acceptable.