Well, there isn't much to say. This review is merely based on my precious 3 minutes I have already wasted for the trailer. Yes, I admit I didn't watch this...... 'thing' (yes, it's really hard to call it a 'movie').
But when the leading actor, Halil Söyletmez, posted a tweet today on the occasion of the "thing"s official premiere, calling people to share their excuses not to watch it (https://twitter.com/HalilSoyletmez/status/894110691006836736), I've decided to list five definitely valid reasons that came to my mind immediately after seeing the tweet.
First, I'm quite sure that have a 3-digit IQ.
Second, I have a university degree.
Third, I have self-esteem.
Fourth, as I mentioned above, my time is really valuable, and these guys already owe me a 3 minutes for that horrible trailer.
Fifth and above all: It is quite obvious that farting, defecating, burping, swearing and so on may not be regarded as humour in themselves. Humour requires a certain amount of wit.
Anyway, I don't want to waste an additional minute for writing about this sleazy, sloppy and ugly piece of nonsense.
In a nutshell: Respect yourselves. Don't watch this thing, and don't let the others watch this thing.
