Harder, Please!

Its nationality is American, its director British, but the language spoken is Czech in "Harder, Please!", a phrase which undoubtedly sounds better in Czech. This disaster is uncredited on screen but per IMDb Dick Bush is the culprit, quite a letdown after his several fine new features including "Monarch". Subtitling this nonsense in English was more an insult than a help in understanding its zero content.

The porno label here is Massage Rooms, its banner giving product plug emblazoned on the wall of a tanning room. Claustrophobic feature runs nearly 2- 1/2 hours and never moves from that room, merely presenting 5 rubdown/oil-up/hump vignettes.

George Uhl is the masseur, giving Czech beauties the massage and his version of a happy ending. When he works on Ivy/Iwia, he suddenly has lots of facial hair, compared to his clean-shaven self in two other segments, perhaps marking a backlog of generic sex footage in the label's repository. It doesn't matter, because each segment is virtually identical, cookie-cutter soft-core tease and hardcore payoff.

Only variations are Mona Lee giving Steve a massage, and another masseuse employed when Dido Angel and Penelope Amour combine for lesbian sex.

Steve's segment is the highlight, in that the very talented Mona Lee plays footsie, oiling up her toes and Steve's dick for an extremely erotic climax, though conventional hand-job is used right after to yield the money shot.

I had pointed out in an IMDb review several years ago about the erotic potential of soft-core massage sessions, little suspecting that the concept would be soon run into the ground by rather dim-witted pornographers only interested in the XXX possibilities. Having an increasing number of websites devoted ONLY to the oiler genre is ridiculous overkill. There's nothing erotic or sensual about putting the viewer to sleep (or just off) by endless repetition and dullness. These generic massage videos are about as creative as the Holiday Season yule log fireplace video used as ambient background TV.