Schoolboy Fantasies

Nica Noelle is not a boy and is decades out of school, but her SCHOOLBOY FANTASIES is an okay gay XXX feature made up of four vignettes. After all, J.K. Rowling has no background in the Black Arts but certainly won over a generation or two of readers with her teenage wizardry novels.

Not one to waste anything, the femme auteur trailblazing in a man's world (of boy/boy porn) has recycled the successful concept of her LESBIAN DAYDREAMS series of yore. A vignette develops into a sexual liaison and then the young protagonist wakes out of his daydream -what we've seen never happened, just as was the case with her girls.

Opening segment has some suspense, as schoolboy Alex Greene sneaks into his prof's home dressed in burglar's garb replete with ski mask. Prof Adam Russo (a Nica regular) catches him and after reprimanding the young stalker humps him, even though Adam is afraid of losing his job for continuing an unethical relationship.

Second vignette suffers from extremely poor acting, if one can call it that, from guidance counselor Brett Bradley, who urges Doug Acre to stay in school. Their hands meet across his office desk and they make love, but as usual it never happened; scene ends with Brett awkwardly finishing his spiel and Doug deciding to drop out anyway, even missing out on sex with the big-dicked elder.

Next segment departs from the norm by dispensing with any preamble: roommates AJ Monroe and Aaron Slate make love in one of their dorm beds, but afterward we see they are still alone in their separate beds, not having hooked up after all.

Finale is the money segment, as slight Lucca Killion (his name is also spelled Killian in the credits on the DVD box) in the shower with his muscular coach (stage name: Rock, now that similarly built straight-arrow Dwayne Johnson is no longer using the moniker). He imagines the big lug coming over and humping him standing up, in clearly the feature's sexiest segment.

Problem here has to do with the fantasy element and cold, hard reality. Even in the total fantasy of the shower clinch, which the viewer already knows after three previous doses is not really happening but just in the schoolboy's head, a magical condom appears on the coach's cock for safe sex, or more properly safe fantasy sex. Now of course anything can happen in a fantasy but unless one is working for Trojan, perhaps the Midwest district sales manager, I don't think you would fantasize about rubbers magically appearing. So the scene is silly, even beyond the equally magical condoms appearing in all of these gay porn movies. The difference here is that there is no "out" for the filmmaker - the guys are completely nude and in the shower, so where did that handy condom come from?