[first lines]
Reiji Arisu: Well well, so it's Roppongi. I should've known... The dimensional rift is growing unstable. This place could be sealed off at any time. Xiaomu... Where the devil have you gotten to?
Xiaomu: [imitating Neneko] Nanoja, nanoja! Hey there, Reiji! Did ya have to... Wait?
Reiji Arisu: You're late, Xiaomu. Need I remind you we've got a job to do?
Xiaomu: Complain, complain! You sound just like your father Shogo, you know that? We noble agents of Shinra, who protect the world from monsters most grody... Blah, blah, blah!
Reiji Arisu: It doesn't take his level of dedication to be annoyed by your work ethic. Show up late again, and you're getting a spanking.
Xiaomu: Heh, you say that like it's a deterrent... But I suppose this is no time to get lost in fantasies. So what's the deal this time?
Reiji Arisu: Would it kill you to at least read the mission briefings? First, we're investigating the monster readings detected here. After that, we're off to Shibuya to link up with the BSAA.
Xiaomu: BSAA... Oh, that anti-bioterrorism thingie? What's that stand for again... The Badass Sexy Action Agency?
Reiji Arisu: Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance. Should be the same two agents as always.
Xiaomu: Again? Sheesh, do they even have anyone else?
Reiji Arisu: I doubt we're in a position to talk. Speaking of which, you heard from the good doctor yet?
Xiaomu: Still not here. Said she'd bring some new weapon, though. Maybe she's doing her makeup? I can never quite figure out how old she is.
Reiji Arisu: Your age is a bit of a puzzle itself, Xiaomu.
Xiaomu: Pff... I lost count after Year 765. There's a lot to deal with when you get as old as me. A lot.
Reiji Arisu: Well, O Ancient and Decrepit Sage Fox, I'd say it's time to get to work. Sense anything?
Xiaomu: Hmm... Yes, definitely a strange presence. Hey, monsters of Roppongi! Show yourselves!
[an enemy appears]
Reiji Arisu: So they're really here. That accounts for the readings we detected, but...
Xiaomu: Something's off about this one.
Reiji Arisu: A new monster from Ouma?
Xiaomu: Hmm... Might be. It's hard to say.
Reiji Arisu: Either way, it's not friendly, we know that much! Let's do this, Xiaomu.
Xiaomu: Hmph... Guess you can only put off work for so long. All right, how about we edge closer while we survey the situation?
Reiji Arisu: That works. Let's close the distance!
[battle begins]
