Girls Sliding

VOD assemblers at Adult TIme scoured the bottom of their Girlsway barrel to come up with "Girls Sliding", an extremely poor selection.

Worst of the three vignettes is the work of company boss Bree Mills herself, writing, directing and even "acting" in the junker. Titled "Dr. Dovefucker", the only word that came to mind as I watched this hard-to-take "comical" Girlsway segment was smutty. It places into a lesbian porn context a familiar dirty-movie situation that mirrors those perverted doctors who create scandals of abusing hundreds of patients, athletes or students under their care. Writer-director Bree Mills (who also has a leering cameo role) thought this was funny, but it's intentionally creepy and too obvious for laughs.

Lexi Luna plays the bad doc, fingering poor patient Dharma Jones, but of course DJ loves it by the end of the show. Her main problem is trying to keep a straight face as Lexi keeps escalating the abuse.

I'm not sure what the intended audience is for this, but surely it's difficult to take Bree seriously after watching it.

In a similar vein, but palatable because it doesn't try for humor, is "Naturally Stacked: Breast Exam Training". Riley Nixon returns to major label porn in a big, big way in this marvelous White Coater scene, playing a very shy intern meeting with Dr. Surreal, no less than Chloe Surreal cast against type as a serious-minded gynecologist. From the first frame it's an inspired role-reversal, as one would expect Nixon as doctor and Chloe to be her nervous, shy patient.

Chloe has recently switched her look from blonde bombshell to brunette, but the big shocker here is a nearly unrecognizable Riley, famed for her ultra-sexy shaved head but now with a full head of hair and no longer blonde but also going brunette. Dr. Surreal, in her blue scrubs and white coat is pleasant but all-professional as she tells the new intern about women' health and then takes her through the steps of performing self-exams and doctor/patient exams in order to monitor potential breast lumps that are harbingers of possible cancer.

Nixon is utterly believable in this performance of shyness while conveying an attraction to Chloe's huge knockers. Another surprise is that Riley, off the porn scene for about three years, is back with bigger and better looking tits and they are almost exactly the same size and shape as Chloe's, sharing the same droopiness that looks so natural.

While initial focus is laser-sharp devoted to the breasts in this Ricky Greenwood-directed vignette, the scene heats up and sustains its eroticism moving to the actresses' pussies, given a thorough examination by the stars. It's a dead-heat who's hotter of the two, but the casting that pairs them is the secret sauce here. Only thing wrong is that it was previously released on the VOD titled "The Caught Client", so why reissue it on a newer VOD?

Final selection harks back to the early days of the Covid-19 pandemic, as evidenced by the scene's tag line: "safely produced from home". This was shot in Spring 2020 when the Adult Entertainment industry was faced with the prospect of a shutdown, as the intimate physical contact of porn meant spreading the disease (no vaccine existed and social distancing was in effect) was a clear and present danger.

Titled: "Wild for Webinars: Doctor Fever!". Jay Taylor plays a doctor giving an internet lecture on performing a breast self-exam, with Reagan Foxx watching. The two actresses never touch, let alone meet, and we get to see a split-screen vignette of them masturbating, simultaneously. Hardly Adult entertainment worth watching, except as an historical "document".