Anal Envy

"Modern-Day Sins" provides four short stories, all quite dumb. Fans get to watch anal sex performed and one supposes that's enough.

Each scenario is hard to swallow, and clumsily presented to boot. The worst is titled: "Juggling Priorities". Alex Jones is having an affair with intern Nicole Doshi from work, and in Lapis Afterglow's screwed-up screenplay, he now works from home, so he can only see her once a week (makes little sense). She shows up anxious to have sex immediately, but he's interrupted by a phone call -it's time for an important zoom-style business meeting.

The corny porn motif of pesky Nicole making love to him (starting with a blow job) while he's trying to hold a meeting is trotted out, but suddenly Helena Locke shows up and has a fit. This confrontation scene, central to the entire story, is very poorly directed by Ricky Greenwood. The meeting comes to an end comically, but we don't find out Locke's relationship to Alex (wife or lover). Doshi has trouble expressing herself in English and Locke storms off, so that we can get on with gonzo sex emphasizing anal sex. What the script does make clear is that Locke won't let Alex f*ck her in the behind, and Doshi will.

Another episode is almost as stupid, titled: "Double 2nd Chance". Petite Jane Wilde invites two ex-lovers, Air Thugger (his character name here is rather uncreatively Thugger, rather than Dan or Fred) and Alex Mack, neither of whom she has seen lately, to visit her at the same time. While they're waiting for her, the guys almost start fighting, naturally combative as to who is the better man.

Jane defuses the situation with an explanation, quite obvious to any porn fan. She's invited them for a threesome, as she wants to explore new things sexually. Both guys like the idea, and soon we have Jane "stretched" with double penetrations in various positions. Everybody's happy, except when she throws both of them out after the money shots -you see, her newest lover is due to visit later the same evening.

A nothing scene "Playing Games" (directed by David Lord) has Alexis Tae having sex with her stepbrother's gamer friend Lucas Frost -other than anal sex I didn't catch the point of this segment.

"Missus Missing Out" is a yawner in which Anna De Ville tells her husband Mazee, after entertaining a friendly couple who apparently boast about their sexual prowess, that she wants to try out anal sex. Mazee likes the idea, gives her a solid workout on the couch, and afterward she plans to boast to all her friends about it.