We Wish You a Married Christmas

Kristoffer Polaha is in a Hallmark Christmas movie but once a year, and I am sad to report that this is the biggest dud he's ever been in. Usually his on-screen charm is enough to win me over in anything he does, but even he can't save Christmas from this depressing subject matter. I don't want to see people's marital issues for two hours during the holiday season and all the petty bickering and whining that goes with it. Plus the people around them who don't know them are giving them "sage" advice while they're having all these awkward interactions. And not to put too fine a point on it, but whoever is doing the makeup for Marisol Nichols needs to stop using plasticized paint on her eyebrows because it's distracting. Give Polaha better scripts.