Always/Music Box/Born on the Fourth of July/Tango and Cash/Camille Claudel

Roger Ebert: [reviewing "Tango and Cash"] You see, it's not that I don't like movies about two cops and lots of special effects. It's just that I don't like BAD movies about two cops and lots of special effects. And "Tango and Cash" is a waste of valuable electricity. I mean, I think they should've just not made this movie. There is nothing there that is worth anybody's time to see. It's a no-brainer movie. It doesn't even make the slightest difference when you walk in. You can start the movie at any time; if you happen to have the movie at home on videotape, y'know, you can just start it at random and come in from the beginning. It's a loop. It's a loop of very few wisecracks, lots of explosions, lots of guns, Jack Palance playing with his mice, which is supposed to make him some kind of a character, plus his obsolete TV screens that were out about ten years ago, that he's so proud of.