Children of Camp Blood

Mark REVOLT ON THE EMPIRE OF THE APES Polonia wrote/directed this DOG about a group of young people in therapy after enduring decades of killer clown attacks in the Camp Blood vicinity. I'm often critical of slasher movies (especially the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise) but when you subject yourself to something as miserable as CHILDREN OF CAMP BLOOD you come away with a sense of just how much more production value and talent you get with studio backing. The rock bottom special effects and gore are substandard or are substandard AND recycled from previous installments and the cast of unappealing unknowns is no help whatsoever. This is the 10th dismal entry in the unpopular backyard brand (11th if you count 2005's unauthorized sequel WITHIN THE WOODS). As depressing as it is boring and frequently at the same time.