BLOW: A DP XXX Parody

After exiting Wicked Pictures after a long and productive career as contract star, writer and director, Stormy Daniels has directed several cheap and lousy Digital Playground features, with "BLOW" a bad joke.

It's a departure into porn-parody for Stormy, and seems to have been ruined in post-production. Or perhaps the threadbare budget DP allows these days killed the project.

Target is the recent revival of the campy TV wrestling series G.L.O.W. that was popular in the '80s. But the 2-hour feature, padded by perhaps 10 minutes of credit recaps retained from the vignette-streaming format of the company's website, isn't even half a loaf, playing like an introduction rather than a full movie.

What we get is four XXX sex scenes and the gals auditioning for the show. There isn't even any wrestling (horrors!), as only a brief scene of Abella Danger and Kira Noir timidly rolling around in the ring as series director Charles Dera watches is the only physicality on display apart from humping.

A supposed plot thread in which series producer Xander Corvus appoints Jessa Rhodes as coach and encourages her to foment discord between Danger and Noir to buttress the series story line of conflict is dropped, and when the two hours were up I was waiting for the next scene, which never occurred. No ending and not even a cliff-hanger to set up a sequel. The DVD is over before it seemingly has begun in earnest. And an early set-up in which Dera is smitten immediately by Noir and goes off with her is never resolved, from which I inferred that they had a sex scene that was omitted.

So poor Stormy ends up with merely a parody of what a porn-parody has come to represent.