Bikini Bloodbath

The premise of this movie is basically about, uh, um, well I don't even know.

Wow, this is what independent films are all about, bad directing, bad editing, bad acting, etc. But if you enjoy half naked women getting whacked off with ketchup blood, then that's exactly what you'll get. Even the credits are funny, albeit to explicit to post here. I could go and see if the actors in this movie are porn stars, but from the acting, I assume they couldn't even make it to that stage in the film industry.

Maybe it was the directing, I don't know, but it seemed as if everyone in this movie was supposed to act as if they were doped up on something and dropped on their heads.

And have they ever heard of a tripod before? Be the judge for yourself, compare this to any homemade "horror" film on YouTube, and you'll be more impressed by this movie.

I won't give it the "absolute trash" comment though, as this is clearly not attempting to be a graphically shocking movie, just a cheap excuse to show breasts and blood. In the same film.

Overall, if your looking for something to laugh and tear apart by the utter catastrophe of this quote "film" then this should be satisfactory for some laughs.