'Teasers' is fairly easy to review because it's not a real movie even though it's trying to appear as such. It's striptease after striptease as fueled by credit card fraud (lol). Nudity is it's one and only goal which admittedly it has in spades. Barely any dialog - none from the women including headliner Julie Strain - and only the tiniest bit of a setup and ending. It's a juvenile fantasy come to life circa 1993.
Two underage buddies (Chris Parrish, Woods Laufer) enter a stripclub and watch Cowgirl (Annette Burger) do her thing. When another patron accidently leaves his credit card behind they take it before being tossed out because of their age. With access to an out of town friends house too, they get the idea to call up a service that provides ladies to come over, strip and get naked for their pleasure and amusement. After a full night of this some detectives show up and it seems like the party is finally over ... but it is?
All the women are referred to in the credits by their dancing shall we say theme. French Maid (Amy Rochelle), Bullfighter (Lauren Hays), School Girl (Ashlie Rhey), Business Woman (Lisa Sutton), Bride (Melinda Armstrong), Fashion Vamp (Strain), Country Girl (Melody Johnson) and Policewoman (Holly Spencer). Some of the ladies only go topless, but surprisingly many go all the way. The majority goes down on a set meant to look like a house's living room with insert shots of the guys on the couch. Pretty basic uninspired filmmaking and both guys clearly look like adults.
The nudity within this VHS era OOP romp 'Teasers' won't knock your socks off, but it has an undeniable 90's feel to it. Light, harmless and absolutely bare bones. The type of material that would have gotten a rise outta young men back in the day. Kinda thing you would have stayed up late at night after your parents went to bed to watch. It's those vibes that give it a level of kitch, but for obvious reasons I can't rate this highly (60 mins runtime).
