Horsin' Around

This compilation from pornographers Barrett Blade and Bree Mills is worse than usual in their "Tricky Spa" series. Only one of the five random vignettes actually conforms to the general format.

That one is the finale, in which Jack Vegas, clipboard in hand, portrays the mean-spirited masseur who interviews and converses with client Nikki Knightly in order to trick her into having sex with him, more or less against her will. He has two hidden cameras to videotape their session, useful as sexual blackmail.

The other scenes are generic Oiler porn, mainly house calls by a masseur or masseuse leading to unwanted sex, but without the trickery. Perhaps the best of a bad lot features the husband/wife team from the UK, Jasmine Jae and Ryan Ryder, with JJ humping a nearly unconscious RR, latter playing a nerd who works for the INS, investigating her Green Card application. Scene makes little sense, ending in an unconvincing creampie (Blade the director fails to cement its authenticity in the usual "dripping pussy closeup") that supposedly will lead to an anchor baby. Preposterous porn with a capital P.

Maddy O'Reilly, one of Adult's finest actresses, is stuck in basically an all-sex segment, while the dumbest scene makes a farce of producer Mills' bread and butter, as jail-bait Paisley Parker not only seduces her step-father Eric Masterson, but when caught in the act by grandpa Jake Jacobs, ends up servicing the old coot as well.

Title scene has Eric as a masseur this time, bamboozling lovely blonde Vanessa Cage (like Reilly, a talented actress of a few years back, now reduced to appearing in junk roles) into the possibility of buying a horse from him, just another scam.